• 911: Hello?
  • Me: ...
  • 911: ...
  • Me: They're kissing.
  • 911: God Damnit.

nancye2000:

The Olicity fandom right now

emilybetterthanyourickards:

I CAN NOT BREATHE. I NEED THE VIDEO.

iwantabrickbybrick:

my worst fear is looking bad in a photo with a celebrity

sayofthelivinganything:

It literally kills me when men think they know women’s fashion better than women

(Source: liamdunbarsss)

officialjeffgoldblum:

did we all just collectively forget that elijah wood was in spy kids 3

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When someone calls me attractive image

(Source: josholdridge)

Harry. You’re not a bad person. You’re a very good person, who bad things have happened to. Besides, the world isn’t split into good people and Death Eaters. We’ve all got both light and dark inside us. What matters is the part we choose to act on. That’s who we really are. 

(Source: emmawathson)

lesbipoet13:

adeathwaltz:

Does anybody else get really excited when they see another gay person in a normal place? Like I was in the grocery store today and saw this cute lesbian and I’m just like running back and forth with my cart in front of the produce like HEY LOOK AT ME I’M GAY TOO LOOK AT US BEING QUEER IN THE SUPERMARKET LETS BE FRIENDS. 

Gay people literally act like dogs when they see other dogs.

(Source: adeathwaltz)

malilk:

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literally every person on earth has a double chin when they lay in this position so this is solid proof that zayn aint real

t0xic-wallflower:

the reason i watch so many tv shows is because i’d rather worry about all the characters’ problems than my own

(Source: destiellourry)

orphan black meets tumblr (inspired by)

(Source: bethchild)

tanya-posts:

smoakinhotqueen:

in which both emily and felicity love their spinny chairs

so cute 

superlockedinthephandom:

thelongdarktea-timeofthesoul:

fasterfood:

what happens if an undercover cop posing as a drug dealer deals to an undercover cop posing as a drug buyer

I read about where something similar to this happened except they were investigating prostitution and they arrested each other and like a year later ended up getting married. 

it sounds like the plot of a fanfic

asschlin